BWP (Bitches With Problems) Lyrics

Verse 3:
Well I'm Lyndah and I'm a teach you
How to deal with a woman beater
'Cause you and your man disagree
It don't give him no authority
To be beating, kicking, hitting on you
Bitch, I'm a tell you what the fuck to do
Wait, 'till he go to sleep
Into the bedroom, you must creep
(gunshots)
Three to the head
Leave the motherfucker there laying for dead
Punk motherfucker, he ain't got no heart
If he did, he wouldn't hit ya, ho, from the start
So ladies, if you're sick of getting hit
Repeat after me
[L & TM]
Fuck that shit!
[L]
Call the police, what the fuck for?
Sick of seeing two dicks at my door
They take the motherfucker for a walk around the block
You think that'll make the ass whooping stop?
No, you must ask yourself
If you can't, then pay someone else
To break a few of his goddam bones
That'll make the motherfucker leave you alone
'Cause I'm Lyndah and I'm a teach you
That's what you do with a woman beater

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We Want Money

Intro:
[L]
B.W.P. in full effect
On behalf of all you females in America
For all those cheap, stinking ass niggas
[L & TM]
Yeah, we want your money
Fuck you think this is?

Verse 1:
[L]
I'm fiending, I'm scheming
I need money, catch the meaning?
I see him, his pockets bulging
His money, I'll indulge in
Stop, pull over, motherfucker
You forgot the rent's due, sucker?
Dear, I need clothes for the kids
Stop crying sucker, you know how I live

Chorus:
[L & TM]
Yeah, we got some boyfriends
Yeah, we got two kids
Yeah, we want some money
That's the way we live
We want money

Verse 2:
[L]
Nigga, I don't care how you thriving
When I see you work two drive-ins
This that says surviving
Excuses, I ain't buying
[L & TM]
Money
[L]
That's what I want
[L & TM]
Money
[L]
That's what I need
[L & TM]
Money
[L]
That's how I live
Money
[L & TM]
Yeah yeah yeah

Chorus:
[L & TM]
Yes, we got some boyfriends
Yes, we have two kids
Yes, we want your money
That's the way we live
We want money
We want a man with money
We want money
We want a man with money
[L]
Damn right
[TM]
Tell 'em, girl

Verse 2:
[L]
Today, you're a nice brother in a Jeep
You don't get paid from the street
Apart from a brother who stand correct
Man, I don't give a fuck, just cash your paycheck
Now, you say I'm missing
True love, hugging and kissing
Like Tyson and Givens, that's the condition
Fuck that to the wall, that's how I'm living

Chorus:
[L & TM]
Yeah, we got some boyfriends
Yeah, we got two kids
Yeah, we want your money
Fuck you think this is?

Verse 3:
Sex, you said that
Now I know where your goddam head's at
Marry you, don't make me laugh
Don't you know all I want is cash?
Goddam right I'm a greedy ass bitch
That's the only way I know to get rich
I've been gassed, that he goddam passed
[L & TM]
Money
[L]
Boy, kiss my ass

Chorus:
[L & TM]
Yeah, we got some boyfriends
Yeah, we got two kids
Yeah, we want your money
That's the way we live
We want money
We want a man with money
We want money
We want a man with money
Yeah boy

Verse 4:
Other ladies say I'm crazy
But I got what a brother want to pay me
And for all you bitches who don't like what I say
Carry your ass to work everyday
Other half, you out to get paid
Listen to the goddam words I say
[L & TM]
Get money!

Outro:
Yes, we been down before
No, ain't gonna take it no more
We want money
We want money
We want money
[L]
New York girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
L.A. girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Atlanta girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Boston girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Philly girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Virginia girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Florida girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Maryland girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Chicago girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
St Louis girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Texas girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Michigan girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
Ohio girls
[L & TM]
We want money
[L]
All us girls
[L & TM]
We want money

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No Means No

Intro:
[L]
Get out of here, get off of me
Damn, hard up bitch
Get the fuck, I said no, motherfucker

Chorus:
[L & TM]
No Means No my brother
Are you deaf, motherfucker
No Means No my brother
Are you deaf in your ear, motherfucker

Verse 1:
[L]
You steadily try to go pound for pound
Shove it on in without me being down
Swear to God, it's like you got ten hands
And each and every motherfucker down my pants
What must be said, what more must I do
If I wanted dick, I'd be fucking you
But here we go again, a constant fight
[L & TM]
No, you ain't getting no pussy tonight

Chorus:
[L & TM]
No Means No motherfucker
Are you deaf, my brother
No Means No motherfucker
Are you deaf, my brother

Verse 2:
[L]
Yeah, you took me out last night
We had dinner with candlelight
You spent a lot of money, flashed on the scene
Yeah, I wanted everything I seen
I wasn't gonna say "don't buy that ring"
'Cause to me, motherfucker, all cash is green
The evening now has come to an end
[Man]
How 'bout a nightcap in my den?
[L]
Yeah, well I'll chill for a while
And put on an ignorant smile
He inched over, licked my neck
Next thing you know, he was sucking my breast
Damn, time for me to be going
Before I end up in a bed fucking, you knowing
[Man]
What's up with that, baby, why you gonna fess?
I know your no means yes
[L]
Pulling on my panties, tugging on my bra
In my mouth, he stuck his tongue far
Down my throat, I almost choked
But No Means No my brother
Are you deaf in your ear, motherfucker

Verse 3:
Me, a bitch about to get slammed
By a brother on a tip of a forceful man
Damn, I don't understand
Are you that desperate, man?
Damn, I told you more than once tonight
[L & TM]
Keep your hands out my pussy, alright?
[L]
Now me, the bitch, I could have got fucked
But I ain't that hard up
And he, the skeeze, he could have got pleased
But the brother had the funk disease
He want to fuck and do the wild thing
Man, wash your dick, make sure it's clean
Get up, fool, go shower down
Nigga, your drawers are brown
Stand up for a kiss and wait for me to pucker?
[L & TM]
You dirty motherfucker!
[L]
With one swift kick, kick him straight in his dick
At least a month, he's gonna have to just lick
'Cause when I go, bitch, I fuck up shit
He lucky he wasn't castrated
We went out, and you spent some cash
That don't mean that you bought this ass
Come 'round here hawking for the pussy
Drop to your knees, bitch
[L & TM]
Yo, get busy
[L]
Always boasting how you fuck so strong
We can't even talk if your tongue ain't long

Chorus:

Hit Man

HM = Hit Man
L = Lyndah
BF = Boyfriend

[L]
Easily I approached
Found the Hit Man, gave him the dope
My man fucked around behind my back
This ho ain't going for that
Misses says I should chill
I said, fuck that shit, It's time to get ill
Fooled around on me twice
Now the motherfucker gotta pay with his life
He ain't nothing but a goddam ho
I asked him if he fucked around, he said no
Found out that he lied
Now it's time for the nigga to die
[HM]
What you got, what you need, yeah, what you want done?
Want me to kill him, or terrorize him for fun?
[L]
Shoot the motherfucker right between his legs
Turn him around, give him two to the head
(gunshots)
[BF]
Yo B, how could you do this?
[L]
This bitch here, ruthless
(gunshots)
Now, I got the dope, and the dough
So what's it going to be like, yes or no?
[HM]
Alright, baby doll, now here's the plan
How I'm gonna take out the brother man
I'll take him for a ride to cop in the park
Towards the back, where it's nice and dark
It'll be clean, no evidence to find
And when I finish, ha ha ha, I'll cold ditch the nine
You know what I'm saying?
[L]
Serious biz, this ain't no joke
So I followed behind to see how it'd go
(gunshots)
[BF]
(groans)
[L]
He lay there crying
A look in his eyes, yeah, he knew he was dying
He begged, bad, he would put up a fight
But I had strict orders: take his life
'Cause I'm the type of bitch that don't give a fuck
[BF]
(caughs)
[L]
Nigga, you don't press your luck
Nigga got to learn you can't have it all
Fuck me, you wanna take a fall
I hate it when a man cheat around on his woman
Bitch spread her leg, and he's all up in 'em
A relationship, I gave it all I had
But he always found ways to make me sad
You know what they say, "no pain, no gain"
Shit, that's for a dumb ass dame
Me, myself, and I do fine
I manipulate motherfucker's minds
And my man's life just came to an end
He got taken out by his best friend
End of story
[BF]
I need an ambulance
[L]
He ain't dead yet?
[BF]
I need an ambulance
[L]
Finish that motherfucker
[BF]
Baby?
(caughs)
(gunshots)
(long silence)
[L]
Thanks, but I don't need witnesses
[HM]
What the fuck you doing?
You doublecrossing bitch!
(gunshots)
[L]
Now I got the dope, and the dough
Two dead motherfuckers, now it's time to roll

Teach Em

[L]
Make like Moses and part my pussy like the Red Sea
And slide your fat tongue inside of me
Eat this motherfucker like it's a raw dish
[Man]
So what you want me to eat?
[L & TM]
My pussy and shit
[L]
Before my pussy like a fresh ripe mango
And drink it on down like a wino drinks tango
You mumble "tell me when you're about to cum"
But don't stop, motherfucker, 'cause I ain't done
So get the whipped cream and the blueberries
No need for a cherry, 'cause I bust one already
You said you never felt it when I came
'Cause you was swallowing my discharge like a goddam drain
Slurping and licking, licking and slurping
You ain't getting no pussy, so you better start jerking
'Cause this lesson here might take all night
So on your knees, motherfucker, and eat my pussy right
I take your legs, wrap it 'round your head
Suffocating this bitch 'till he's almost dead
I don't give a fuck, cause I'm trying to get off
Homeboy, himself, wasn't taking a loss
When I looked down, he had his hand on his dick
I could not believe he was masterbating and shit
What a day
[L & TM]
What a day
[L]
Top rate
[L & TM]
Top rate
[L]
Like Frosted Flakes
[L & TM]
Like Frosted Flakes
It tastes great!
[L]
My pussy was gooping like cottage cheese
His mouth was dripping as he stood to his feet
Now the motherfucker wanna bust a nut
What do you tell him?
[L & TM]
He out of luck!
[L]
I got my shit off, and now I'm done
So get your funky ass out 'fore I get my gun
He started dissing 'cause he had to leave
He said, "fuck you bitch, and your hair weave!"
So before he starts out in the middle of the night
Make sure you taught that motherfucker how to eat your pussy right