Jesus Fish & Calvin Pissing
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Both of these things piss me off;  when I'm driving, the only thing I want to know about you, is what direction you're turning, or if I'm about to read end you.  The last thing I want to know about you, especially when I'm driving (I'm an angry driver) is that you're some sort of "bad ass" or that you've got a "holier than thou" complex.
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I can't decide which is worse:  "Calvin Peeing" is rude, and all that macho shit is so over the top and contrived.  Do you really think that you're such a bad ass just because you can put a sticker of a rude little 6 year old pissing on something?  All that proves to me is that your emotional maturity isn't that different than the image you're portraying.
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Those Jesus Fish piss me off, too.  Do you really think that gluing a metal fish on your car makes you "holy" or "moral" or "decent"?  All it proves to me is that you're trying to prove your moral superiority for everyone you meet.  Maybe I shouldn't take it that way, but those stickers are so often paired with "anti abortion" and "gun rights" imagry and slogans, that I can't help but associate the fish image with feeling like you're telling me "I'm holier than you, and if you don't have one of these fish on the car like me, you're going to burn in hell"
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So, what do we do about these obnoxious people (and yes, I'm calling you obnoxious if you've got one of these things on your car)?  
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Every time you see a Calvin Peeing, Put a Jesus Fish under it.  Every time you see a Jesus Fish (if and only if you also see anti-abortion slogans, too), Put Calvin Peeing on it.  Now what would this act accomplish?
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Maybe it would give some of these "bad asses" a little more humility, and maybe it would give one of these "holier than thous" reason to question their own self proclaimed moral superiority.
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Go, my friends, and buy an assload of fish and calvins, and get to work!