Have you ever wanted to see hot
naked
chicks lying on a bed of pork rinds, or posing nude while eating pork
rinds? You
can hear what it sounds like when a couple makes love on a bed of pork
rinds here & here. I'll bet you haven't even thought of it until now. Well, it's
too late
now, my friend. The PorkMaster
has
corrupted your mind. There is no substrata of pornography as sinister
and as
addictive as pork rind porn. Be forewarned. This stuff will seriously
fuck your
mind. Below are some reasons why people begged to see this stuff:
Warning: once you click this link you will never
be the same
Reasons mailed
in so far:
It is bad enough that's start-up
internet
ventures frequently charge premium prices for, quite frankly,
semi-arousing
pornography at best. It is a whole different thing all together to have
to
gravel at the knees of some pork master at some two-bit, amateur gag
site, to
check out some hot bods. You make me sick.
On the other hand, who can dismiss the sumptuous, spicy goodness of a
well
fried pork rind, especially those underneath a well toned and
conditioned
honey. Lord knows, I have had my share. But still, I find it impossible
to beg
for my smut!
I hope you can sleep well.
Note from Porkmaster: You don't have to beg, you just have to be
funny,
motherfucker.
I would like to see women and
pork rinds
because it may be the best way for me to convince my boyfriend that
porkrinds
are not horrible. I love porkrinds but he hates them and gets angry
when I eat
them. However, he loves porno. I thought that if I could get him some
porno
involving porkrinds he would ease up on all the anti-rind rhetoric and
let me
eat them in peace. Thanks.
I hear that in a cup of man
juice there
are thousands of calories and I know the act of self-love is quite a
workout. I
definately need to lose a few calories after eating too many of your
delicious
pork rinds. So will you please help me get in shape by fueling my
excersize
with a few nice pictures.
I want to see the naked porkring
girls
because porkrinds are a lot like women. A lot of guys won't admit to
eating
them, but they all do!!
Why do I want to see porn
featuring naked
women and porkrinds? Because it's there. It's the whole Sex, Drugs and
Rock-n-Roll thing that's motivated most people for most of the history
of the
world...the things we want the most are the things that make us feel
good but
have little or no other redeeming value. Pork rinds have almost no
nutritional
value, they are eaten for the sheer hedonistic pleasure of fatty, salty
crunchiness. Online porn has no value whatsoever except as jacking
material.
And so the two are perfect for each other! I seek the pork rind porn
like
Crusaders sought the Holy Grail.
Note from Porkmaster: If porn is so useless, then why does this guy
spend 4
hours a day looking for it? We feel that all people have value,
including porno
models.
Well, I'll tell ya: it's a beer
thing.
When I have a beer, I want something salty. Pork rinds fill that need.
That
salty goodness makes me want more beer. More beer makes me want
something
saucy. So, I get up from the bar and try to get me some saucy goodness.
Problem
is, I've had too much beer and have prok rind crumbs on my shirt, and
nothing
saucy wants me. So, if I could just sit at home and drink my beer, and
look at
salty and saucy together, I'd be a happy man.
My reason for the combination is
the
reverence by which both pork rinds & women can be enjoyed. When you
eat a
pork rind you KNOW you're eating a pork rind. there is no other texture
like a
pork rind, no other taste like a pork rind, no other smell like a pork
rind,
they make your lips greasy, one taste & you want more, no two are
exactly
alike, where do i stop?? All of the above could be said for women.
Matter-of-fact, i think i'm going to go out right now & get
some...........
Pork. Let's face it, the
meanings are
endless. The word itself makes me laugh! How could you not want to see
pork
rinds accented with a little porn. For god's sake it's two of the most
evil,
and best inventions ever. Warms my heart to think that these two are
now
offered together. better than the combinations of chocolate milk,
Reeses peanut
butter cups and Laverne and Shirley. Two great tastes in one!
I'll admit it, I don't like pork
rinds any
more than the next guy, but man do I love naked women. Just as there
are many
variations of fried pork skins, so too are there many different types
of women.
You got your hot and spicey, your greasey, your uneven textured. And
some come
with unpleasant side effects. That's why I never get out of the house,
except
to acquire more pork or porn
I would like to see it because
sometimes
there are nice girl on and they help save my mariage.
Note from Porkmaster: though
we usually
don't grant passwords for one liners, this guy from Belgium expressed a
simple
but powerful point: Porn is a good social force (provided you're not
addicted
to it) because it allows men to have the fantasy life they need while
not
actually cheating: "it don't matter where you get your appetite, as
long
as you eat your dinner at home"
the reason i think naked chicks
and pork
rinds go so well together is the salty wholesome nutritious goodness
they
share. I mean, if you need salt and fatty acids, you eat pork rinds.
And if you
need some luv'n, a back rub, or in this case something to masturbate to
(whilst
eating pork rinds?) naked chicks are made for it. And next to pork
rinds what's
more salty, wholesome, OR nutritious than a naked chick?
and pork rinds look scrumptious.
The best reason for seeing naked
girls
eating, lying on, and/or masturbating to with/to porkrinds is that it
would be
the ultimate picture/experience of the wheel of life/ food chain. The
skin is
on the pig, the skin comes off the dead pig and is popped like popcors.
The new
skin goes to the naked lady. When one views a pig with skin intact, one
normally does not have a sexual reaction. When said skin is properly
conditioned and applied in god's own context, then the appropriate
reaction can
be achieved. It is one thing to appreciate pork rinds for the flavor,
texture
and all around experience, it is another thing to take said experience
to
another level and apply a sexual coonotation to natures perfect food.
Therefore, naked chicks with pork rinds are a marriage made in heaven,
if not
just to take the experience to the previously forbidden level.
Plus, I like naked chicks, I like pork rinds, therefore, naked chicks
and prok
rinds must be good.
